Let the Truth be Known

I don't really love Christopher Walken.
I only thought that by professing my love to him, it would bring me closer to you.
I see the error of my ways now.
I take it all back.
Forgive me.

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  • ^ Thank God. If my love were reciprocated I would actually have a minor heart attack. And yet still I hope...?

  • Now I'm confused. Who am I (anonymously in love with Walken posters) in love with exactly? WHO DO I TURN TO NOW?!

  • no more cowbell? sad

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