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I'm 14 and just found out that I was named after the hotel where I was conceived.
My name is Hampton.
I am ** at my mom and dad!
I'm 14 and just found out that I was named after the hotel where I was conceived.
My name is Hampton.
I am ** at my mom and dad!
Cry me a ** river, kid.
-- Bryce Dallas Howard (Google it, dumbass)
Better than hotel 6.
I heard the story mum and ur ada went away dad got drunk ur mum ** the porter she fuckd dad n morning so thats ur story
Just shut up about it and no one will know. The name has a nice ring to it. We named our son Mike.
**?!? You should be thankful that your middle name isn't "Hourly Rates!"
Im broken rubber
I'm "Mommy Poked Holes in the Condom Nine Months Before Their Wedding". Call me Joe for short.