Who would win in a fight ?

Trump is an Old Boomer, aging as we type, with hands as soft as an infant's behind. Trump would collapse and die of fear of he actually had to do something himself. Trump would die first on the way to the battle arena. Kim would momentarily stop for a behind quickie before Trump's body cools off....followed by a couple of the Russian Oligarchs as they do not mind sloppy seconds.
Jesus...well...he hasn't returned yet so he may end off being a "No Show" to the even. Santa, just like the Easter Bunny are just advertising ploys to get you to by stuff and just like Jesus will be "No Show" because they just don't exist...just like that Mecha dude. So the two Justins will duke it out and the Canadian Politician would win only to be killed off by the Russian Oligarchs, using some illegal cold war left over nerve agent that would also kill at least one of the Russian Oligarchs because of their careless handling of the substance. That leaves JD Vance all alone with his mail order wife and whatever DNA mixed half breeds they turn out that America may or may not accept. In the fullness of time, America would be no better off after this event.

Holy jumping border town enchiladas, Batman !!!!
Putin's long time KGB asset will be first to go !!
So much for owning Canada and Greenland ...or was it Iceland.... the one that was featured on "Vikings" a while back.

THE WORLD IS BEING SET FREE FROM AMERICAN INFLUENCE AND ** WITHOUT ANY MILITARY BLOODSHED. IT'S JUST LIKE WATCHING SOMEONE JUMP OFF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER !!!

LOL THAT'S HYSTERICAL LOL 😹