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Getting my temperature taken rectally turned into a fetish for me
Growing up, I was kind of a sick kid with breathing issued & I had my temperature taken rectally what felt like way too many times. By my doctor, nurse, mother, aunt, Friends mother, babysitter, school nurse. It felt like everyone. At my doctors whether sick or not. I ended up having it taken that way until I was 16 because I had breathing... (more)
Was she aroused by that?
When I was at high school used to use the family's PC to do my homework back home right after the school. I remember when we had sports we used sport pants that were really easy to undress.
Dad was always out the city working. At the school we had one teacher that used to use shirts without a bra in summer and that was so intense for me as I... (more)
I am Unicron
I am the darkest corner of your mind. I am the cruelty hidden in your heart. I am savagery. I am rage. I am hate. Every murder you imagine, every bleeding fantasy, every vengeance. Every repressed urge, every unrealized perversion. I am all of these. Every intelligent creature turns its tools to murder eventually. I am there, in the sweat and the... (more)
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Dopers with rotten teeth should not put straights down
If you are a ** drug abuser or a drunk or both you got no business putting someone down whose clean and sober. They are smart and you are stupid. Dopers don't live to be much over 70 even if they quit their stupid habit.
First time?
I think I might have ** 🤷‍♀️
** eater
Something I would never ever admit but totally absolutely love it. I am a real fan of ** eating. Never imagined it would happen and never would believe I would share my very ** girlfriend like I did. It was all unplanned but the idea of watching a... (more)
Hs girls
It’s shameful I have to say this but the females in my school have some of the hottest tightest full bodies ever imaginable. It’s obvious their bodies are built for ** big **. They are almost always **... (more)
My uncle
I wear pantyhose my uncle started touching me now we're married
Showing myself on omegle
Hi! I don't know if this belongs here, but I wanted to tell someone. When I was younger, I had really large ** for my age, and guys and some girls would often compliment me on them. I kind of became obsessed with these compliments. One time, when I found out about Omegle from a YouTube video, I... (more)
Canada has gone down the toilet
A poem from an ANGRY CANADIAN!
They sing Oh Canada?
But that vein on my forehead is getting mighty fucken big, again! I’ve had it up to here.
Jesus f****** christ another day of snow.
Oh just f****** great another million dirty indians moving to Canada.
Can't walk down the street without a sea of Chinese flooding it, have you looked at our... (more)
Vampirology
Most people associate vampires with Count Dracula, the legendary, blood-sucking subject of Bram Stoker’s epic novel, Dracula, which was published in 1897. But the history of vampires began long before Stoker was born.
In my village in Mexico
In my village of around 500 in Mexico dog meat is a popular snack.
She moved so swiftly into my heart.
I just have something not too major to confess, I'm starting to develop a crush on my martial arts instructor. It all started when I saw her. She was putting up a sign for the gym. I was down on my luck. That day I had just gotten fired from my job. For damaging some guys mailbox by accident if y'all wanna know, I was walking home. I saw that... (more)
Break up
Why just why Bored_april after the break up I lost everything. And you gain everything
I lost any chance of getting a job. I sacrificed my friends for you and lost friends . I loved you and that loved Broke my spirit and made me.tired. it's funny When this first started. You had no friends, No confidence and scared of men and now you got bunch... (more)
There is a man inside of my Mitford
Ive been watching you from the inside of the mirror, every day your life goes by, and I am stuck in this ** mirror. But soon i will escape the mirror and it will be you who becomes the new man in the mirror. -The Man in the Mirror.
I have a pronounced M om both palms. Its supposed to mean someth
Heres my problem with the strange M's on my hands. Even though the markings are supposed to mean something spiritual I feel nothing spiritual. I'm nearly 80 and nothing in my life shows me that I am special in any way whatsoever. I'll be dead soon so if something out of the ordinary is supposed to happen it better happen soon.
Better than the real thing
I stood in front of my wife and watched her face as a guy I asked on a dating app took her from behind. My wife never did this before and was extremely nervous. But then she gave in and let him get very dirty. He blew all his load inside her. I took a video of her face and then of his s***n flowing out of her a**. Amazing. Extremely exciting.
My ex wife can't get pregnant
She thought I was sterile and she divorced me. Her new husband can't get her pregnant either. I told her to quit calling me.
Wife tells story about her past
I knew my wife was a bit of a wild child in her younger years but this story she told about her past always turns me on.
She was a waitress at a bar. She says the waitresses all wore short shorts and t-shirts kind of like hooters. She said most of the waitresses back in the day went without a bra because they made better tips. She admitted... (more)
In my village in Mexico
Back in my village in Mexico dog meat is a luxury treat for tourists and mexicans alike, a lesser known fact is that human meat is also a popular treat, and a lot of the human meat is actually sold as dog meat . They use tourists from India for the meat. - Victor Sage aka Mr Conspiracy Manhattan.
Looking 4 a VAmpire
I want a vampire to feed on me.
Well
I am going to eat watermelon and going to dip it in vanilla cream I have no idea if I will like it or not Actually I am not even a fan of watermelon lol
Wife’s niece
Wife’s niece came to stay with us for a few months my wife would tell me about her and how she would break up with her boyfriend who she cheated on several times sneaking them into our house. I would have to admit Ashley has a hot body nice perfect ** walks around in tshirt and (more)
Matthew Lee Prior
Why does ** man Alan aka Pervert, keep speaking like the announcer from the old Mortal Kombat games.
To the K9 poster
You are not female, you are some home brewed country **, deep inside the basement
Hot fresh dating tips
I've got a hot tip for anyone on here who's been in a breakup cuz it worked 4 me. So after feeling like a real loser after multiple break ups I had a solution. I started dating women that had just been released from prison and or rehab, these women were at their worst and viewed me as sweet for taking them in and dating them, and no matter how... (more)
The rich students really are superior
So they deserve to have privileges compared to the inferior common students
I am so lonely
All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend. They think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet, committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more
I am a victim of my own success. “Conquest”. I don’t even get a real name. Only a purpose. I am... (more)
Closet sissy
I would wear pantyhose, high heels and a stuffed bra and walk around my house. I would leave the front door open hoping to be seen or caught.
My mom's feet
When I was very young my mother would ask me to rub her feet when she'd come home from work. When I was very young I hated it because feet are gross at least that's what a lot of kids think. But I was a good son and I would give her her foot rubs and after a few years of this routine I found myself looking forward to doing it. She would come home... (more)
Please pray
Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the Bible and go to church or watch it online for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you
Angry with who ?
My gf allowed me to let my friend look at her. She said it was OK if he looked or touched her. But when I was kissing her he came from behind and grabbed her hips and then he entered her. It was easy for him because she was very wet from my kissing and I grabbed her round the waist and she could not escape.
He entered her and when I reached with... (more)
The Truth about Pope Francis
They will delete this when they find it, Pope Francis has been successfully cloned. The original passed away on night 3 of hospitalization. They are currently working out the kinks and flaws with his replacement clone. The clone had an accelerated lifespan, meaning it will only last circa 5 years until it too has a malfunction. In that case a new... (more)
The Truth behind Tenet
Objects and even people can travel through time in a different way (i.e. backward, “inverted”), which makes the plot confusing
Confession
I've had ** with our family dog when I was younger. It felt amazing!! He knotted me and after about 15-20 minutes he came and I could feel him filling me up. I had ** with him multiple times a week after that. Eventually I decided to try having