Bookstore Erotica

I was working in a bookstore for a while and one of my coworkers asked if I would stay an extra hour and help her close. I thought nothing of it, after all I had this huge crush on her.
So she was wearing an especially short skirt and asked me to hold the ladder. Well, I was shaking, I mean how many chances

I GOTCHA MUTHERFUCKERS
YOU STUPID MUTHERFUCKERS
LOOKING TO J*** OFF TO SOME STUPID BULLSHIT

STOP CRYING MUTHERFUCKERS
YOU BABY MUTHERFUCKERS
STOP WHINING MUTHERFUCKERS
CAUSE YOU JUST GOT TRICKED

YOU WANTED DEAR PENTHOUSE
WELL YOU GOT JACK S***!!!

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  • It's funny that you think you were making up some amazing story that would have everyone at the edge of their seats, but the truth is that I worked at a magazine years ago and most of the women dressed in business attire - some with rather short skirts. Two in particular would frequently need to move boxes of research articles to or from a high shelf and you had to climb on a desk to get to it. I usually offered to help these two, as it's not only chivalrous but they were wearing short skirts and it seemed proper to offer. But women's lib, dontcha know, they insisted in climbing up themselves while stayed below and handed up the boxes. I frequently got a great view and these two women said afterwards that they always made sure they were wearing pretty panties because they knew I was enjoying the show.

    So enjoy your joke but there are people out there who have experience what can only dream about with your d*** in your hands (or your mother's hand, whatever). You are living in her basement, right?

  • Yeah, you're full of s*** like the a****** that wrote this. don't worry, I'm sure your dog licks the Doritos flavor off your d***, you worthless fat ass. All you probably do is eat Doritos and j*** off.

  • ^Agree, dude is p***** he lost his fap story!

  • ^You came to this particular post looking for something intelligent like what, a surprise description of the superstring theory? History of the Assyrians? A conversation about quantum mechanics?
    They got me just like they got you, we though we were going to read some miserably written s** story, and we got tricked.
    You fell for it, fine, so did a lot of other people. Try not to act so indignant next time you get tricked out of a fake s** story.

  • Booooring! And he (or she?) sounded so pleased with himself, too! And for what? For THAT?! No irony, no intelligence, no class.

  • The first part of the story was boring. The second part with the plot twist. Loved it. Hot.

  • You, my friend, have *SERIOUS* issues.

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