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I drink Hairwater
I follow people around and collect their hair. Once I have enough, I boil it in water, strain it, then drink the water. I call it "hair water", I know, creative name. Anyway, it's gotten to the point where the only way I can ** is if I drink hairwater first. The problem is it's getting difficult to get enough hair.... as I ** roughly twice a day.
I'm thinking of calling a barber and asking for hair clippings, but i don't know how to do it without it looking weird.
Huh. Sort of like the Thin Man from "Charlie's Angels", but not as interesting. Are you as incapable of speaking as he is?
what the **?
I hope this is joke, it's hilariously bizzare.