I drink Hairwater

I follow people around and collect their hair. Once I have enough, I boil it in water, strain it, then drink the water. I call it "hair water", I know, creative name. Anyway, it's gotten to the point where the only way I can m********* is if I drink hairwater first. The problem is it's getting difficult to get enough hair.... as I m********* roughly twice a day.

I'm thinking of calling a barber and asking for hair clippings, but i don't know how to do it without it looking weird.

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