Nail A Babe Contest
My friend and I have an ongoing contest to see who can f*** the most women. I've nailed 23 so far. He's only scored with 15. It's cool seeing how many ladies you can lay, and quite a boost to your ego. My last conquest I picked up in a church as if the s** only union was blessed from above. It's a gift I have getting ladies in bed. Some guys have athletic ability. Some are brainacs. I'm just damn good with the ladies and my friends always ask me how I do it. It's all in my lines. I tell them what they want to hear. I'm only average looking, but you'd think I was Brad Pitt the way I can score. I figured out the other day I'm kinda wasting my talents in the Little Leagues. I plan on one day going into the Big Leagues and scoring with rich ladies. I've read you can make a lot of money like that. Who knows, if I found a hot rich old lady with one foot in the grave, maybe she'd leave me a fortune, and I could retire at 21 on some Island with loads of hot babes to bang. It's good being me.