Masturbating Secret

I m********* but pretend I never do it when it comes up in conversation. I'm not ashamed, but I do it in weird ways that I don't want to tell my friends about. I have used carrots, a spatula I have with a thick handle and even a lotion bottle. I'll stick anything in my v***** and ass that I can find because I don't have a d**** yet. I listen to p*** while I do it because the sounds of people having s** turns me on more than anything else. I give myself the best o******. They're so intense sometimes that I flood all over the place, so I usually lay down towels. I used to just grind myself on a pillow or something, but that no longer does it for me the way it used to.

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  • Hai ladies f*** u ol

  • Wow u girls are making me h****.. I wish i cud f*** you ol

  • Wow u girls are making me h****.. I wish i cud f*** you

  • Im married and have a huge d**** that I constantly use u should try one mine is named bam, best feeling in the world with a vib at the same time

  • OK. It's called Discretion. From the root word Discrete.... meaning to keep your private s*** to yourself.

    Nothing wrong with it either.

  • Damn... that's hot.

  • You should get a vibrator or d****. Not because there is anything wrong with masturbating, but you can really mess up the PH balance of your girl part and cause infections. You want to make sure that anything you use is clean and hasn't been washed with a harsh soap. The s** stores aren't as embarrassing to shop in as you would think and if you go with a friend it can be fun and you would be surprised with the info you can get. There are also sites online that are for women. I may sound creepy, but I have always tried to be open with my daughter about it so that she can come to me when she feels like she needs something.

  • Omg, that's totally me! I just haven't shoved anything up my v*****. I'm still a virgin, and would like the first penetration to be from a p****. My friends think it's taboo doing it, but it's the only way I can at least try feeding my insatiable s** appetite. I love that I'm not alone. I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

  • i used to shove pens and things like that up my v*****. right now i'm looking around my room to find something to m********* with!

  • I shove anything up my v***** too. like shampoo bottles, my hair brush, anything kind of like the shape of a p****. I'm a 13 year old girl.I want s** so bad. I also am addicted to humping the counter, dresser anything hard it feels amazing I would recommend it to any female, not sure how it would feel for a male. you should comment and tell me!

  • Hiiii

  • I'm 13 too wow there is a lot on here anyway I do that to although I always feel so ashamed for doing it but the way it feels god it's amazing I'm still a virgin sadly the only one left out of all my friends :( can't wait for my first time though I want it to be long and rough ;)

  • I do that too. I'm 42 years old and I still do that.

  • Like I said I'm 42, married and 4 children. I love humping the counter,dresser too. You should try the corner of the washer,ooooooo feels doo goooddd. You get really good o***** and gets you all wet. One of these days I'm going to let me husband catch me doing the washer on purpose. Maybe he will love watching me doing it, at least it is not with another man. I'm getting wet just thinking about it.I am at work right now so I might go to the rest room and do the bathroom counter.OOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm going to the rest room right now.Also put something in me.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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