My boyfriend has been away for almost a

My boyfriend has been away for almost a month now. He returns his weekend. I have been so h**** this whole time that I think I managed to watch more p*** than he has.

When I finally see him again, I'm gonna jump his ass on the spot. I am going to DRAIN him.

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  • LOL I felt the same way when my man got out of jail. I had to wait 4 months. . .during which time I literally broke my vibrator. . . oh but the wait was sooooo worth it

  • haha you have fun now! my boy is away too & when he comes to see me he is getting the same treatment!!!!!


  • Shagfest 2007!!!
    My girlfriend (now my wife) had one of these. My tail-bone hurt
    ( alot of cowgirl going on), and she got a bladder infection because of all the s**. Wet and soppy for 2 days will kind of encourage that. But we loved it. We had SOO much s** over those 2 days. Mmm.. memories.

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  • He ia a lucky guy

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