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pooped my pants until i was about 15
pooped my pants until i was about 15 and i would hide my dirty underwear under my mattress. my mom found out that someone had been stealing her cigarettes and was looking for them one day. when she lifted the mattress and saw my dirty underwear (about 10 pairs) she said" i can't take it anymore".
i also remember pooping my pants on the way to vacation and trying to hide the smell by putting a blanket over my lap. but when we got to the hotel, my mom found out and had to wash my underwear in the sink and hang them on the towel rack
you're disgusting wtf
ew.
That is gross!!! Why would you do that???? If I were your mother, I would have made you eat it!!
Are you now or have you ever been president of the U.S.?
Yes! I am right this second, and I'm the bigliest bestest president ever! Now go retweet this or I'll start calling you bad names like a spoiled third grader! MAGA!
HAHAHA.
good lord that made me laugh, and im sorry...
Poor mom.
That **.