once, during a sexual dry spell, i

once, during a sexual dry spell, i thought about ordering one of those blow-up man dolls with the vibrating p****. but i was afraid my kids would find it and wonder what it was.

think about it, there would be no chance of ridicule or rejection with a plastic man

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  • well umm... ok

  • f*** me

  • lol, aawww can i f*** you ?

  • i always keep spare sticky patches handy lol

  • You're right..no chance of ridicule or rejection, but there is still a risk of a let down....and it's not easy to find a sticky patch to cover the leak either on a hot and steamy night!

  • Or a even smaller rabbit. Or a Hello Kitty vibrator. Opp, scrap that. They might find it and one day you'll see them playing with it along with the other Transformer toys...

  • Why go all out the blow-up doll? Why not just buy a nice vibrator?

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