I love girls that can do the

I love girls that can do the splits.
It all started at primary school with a girl 2 years younger in my sisters class. Nearly every lunch time she

would walk on to field with her friends, take off her shoes and slide effortlessly in to the middle splits

while getting a friend to push her down further. It was a wonderfull sight, and i remember wanting to be able

to do the splits. One day i asked my sister to learn the splits off the girl, then teach me but that

backfired, my sister told the girl that i indeed wanted to learn the splits and both were walking towards me,

we all went into the nearby woods that surrounded the field and tryed to sort it out.while me and my sister

were talking trying to work this complicated and embarising situation out the girl said that she would indeed

teach me how to do the splits, As i turned round to look at her she slid down into them. I chickened out and

said that i didn't want to learn the splits. I regret it till this day, missed out on a great oppotunity.

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  • ^agree, I mean get over it weirdo.

  • Ummm all I can say is "weird confession"

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