Runnin’ It! I grew up pre-internet
I grew up pre-internet. You could not go online and type a cheesy ad and have a fatty at your door like you are ordering a Domino’s pizza back in the day. Here is a little bit of insight from an old dog.
HOW TO BUILD YOUR PARTY EMPIRE.
Find chicks with lots of friends. Stay away from loners. I ran a couple of summers off of a clique and it branched out from there! Read between the lines! We didn’t have a branded name for what we did. There were no playas, blacks said hustle but it was not a coin phrase like p***, etc. is today.
We just said we were runnin’ it. That’s what we called what we would do. We would set up parties of all kinds and keep the hotties for ourselves and let everyone else have the crumbs.
So do you have NO GAME? You couldn’t get laid on the isle of Lesbos? Not to worry, the smartest thing you can do is to get a group of GUYS / BROS (it says BROS!) together that have the same agenda. If you are whacking off in front of a computer, you need to get out more. Get a tight group of friends that will not f*** each other over. You are all in this to win. If you let f***** up people in your inner circle, you will have problems later on.
Pool your resources. We didn’t have tons of money in the beginning. But we always created a buzz. One guy had sound and stage equipment, another dude worked for a brewery! Very handy. We had one rich kid we let in on the scam because daddy had deep pockets. We had other people that were social butterflys, etc. etc. Women want to be the center of attention, in the know and part of the mix. If you have a gay day job, LIE! You want to be interesting if you want the panties to come off. Women would rather f*** an unemployed artist or rockstar than steady eddie with a polo shirt.
All of your buddies need to chip in and bring something to the game or they get weeded out fast. Next, plan an event. It doesn’t have to be 1000 people right away. Just try to get 10 “suckers” and 15 chicks to go to your event. You charge the suckers and you keep the hotties for yourself. It works. The b****** want to be with the people runnin’ thangs! Women want to bang the DJ. The DJ gets all of the hoes he wants. And the bartender. You can be the ugliest dude out there and still pull in tail in these jobs.
Anyway, plan a themed event. Get creative. I am not going to give you all of the details, but it is not that f****** difficult pal. A themed event is always more interesting than, hey, uh, were throwing a party, can you come?
Be selective. At first you will invite your grandma just to say you pulled off your first rager. Overtime you will learn about being selective. If you invite a bunch of f*** word will eventually get out that your parties suck.
Charge the “suckers”. Guys will pay if there is beer and a possibility of getting ass. After a while, you should be able to support your parties by throwing them! We lived to party. God, I wish I had my youth back and I would just push you out of the way and do it myself!