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One night in Bangkok
A few years ago I was in Bangkok. I had just been drinking with colleagues and left a normal club pretty drunk. I was walking back to my hotel when a lady asked me if I wanted a massage. But she looked old so I said no. Then another girl asked me who was more attractive. I said she couldn't come to my hotel, but she said she knew one. When we got into the hotel I stripped off and she started to blow me but I wanted more. She stripped down to her underwear, but said that is as far as she would go. I grabbed her ** and saw that she had a **. For no reason at all I started to ** it. Then we started 69ing. Eventually I asked her to ** me. She ** me until I came, then she jerked off. It was the only time I've been ** and sucked a ** and I still ** off when I think about it. I'd like to try it again, but I'm married now. I was single then.
Bang ** in Thai Lady.
You were in Bangkok, so, you wanted to be banged by **. It's pretty simple, really.
Usually I would post something about how stupid a joke like that is... but now I'm laughing my ** off.