Gross Nobodies

My favorite moment after a breakup is the first time I think, "Who is this gross nobody and why did I let him put his p****-part inside of me?"

Because you are an idiot with shaky boundaries & impulse control issues? Because you have a diagnosable personality disorder? Because you are a sheep? I give up!

Why do you let "gross nobodies" f*** you?

Ooh ooh, is it Daddy Issues.?... I bet it's Daddy Issues..

sheesh....you are such a total re-tard.

^Typical comeback from a defensive moron who got told some Real Truth and can't handle it.^ Very common, because there are many stupid people with big mouths on this planet. If I could remedy that without ending up in prison, I would. You're breathing my air, b****... best not be standing too close when I decide you've had enough of it.

best post of the year!

This is a great post......really. I know exactly what you mean, and I've had the same thought myself, only you said it funnier. :)