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today my boyfriend and i got into an
today my boyfriend and i got into an argument, and i was so angry that i rubbed his toothbrush on my ** while he was gone. i know...it's so immature, but it was almost like my hand was guided by god. i feel bad now but oh well! he's rimmed me before anyway, it's nothin' new
LOL I am going to try that one! Only, if it is your boyfriend, wouldn't you be kissing his dirty mouth that day?
funny...glad you are not my gf
hahah i like it!
this is the best confession ever
nice to see a girl that loves her ** licked.
Each time I reread "My hand was guided by god," I laugh harder. This is one of the best stories I've ever read. You must have been legendarily **.
you GO girlfriend!!
Hallelujah! LoL
Your hand was guided by God?? Interesting...I wasn't aware God was a fan of tossed salads. You're right, it's nothing new if he's already rimmed you.
hahahhahahahah that is a good one