today my boyfriend and i got into an

today my boyfriend and i got into an argument, and i was so angry that i rubbed his toothbrush on my a****** while he was gone. i know...it's so immature, but it was almost like my hand was guided by god. i feel bad now but oh well! he's rimmed me before anyway, it's nothin' new

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  • LOL I am going to try that one! Only, if it is your boyfriend, wouldn't you be kissing his dirty mouth that day?

  • funny...glad you are not my gf

  • hahah i like it!

  • this is the best confession ever

  • nice to see a girl that loves her ass licked.

  • Each time I reread "My hand was guided by god," I laugh harder. This is one of the best stories I've ever read. You must have been legendarily p*****.

  • you GO girlfriend!!

  • Hallelujah! LoL

  • Your hand was guided by God?? Interesting...I wasn't aware God was a fan of tossed salads. You're right, it's nothing new if he's already rimmed you.

  • hahahhahahahah that is a good one

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