So I was having s** this weekend with

So I was having s** this weekend with this s***. She was open to me inserting a*** beeds in her ass. So I did so. So for a little while I f***** her p**** while she had a*** beeds in her ass. It was fun. Then when I pulled out the beeds I got a surprise. They were covered in s***. Thinking about it now, it's not all that surprising. But at the time it was. So I take the beeds and throw them in the shower and go back to have my d*** sucked.

So the next morning I go to get in the shower. I forget the beeds are there covered in s*** and turn on the water and walk awa. I come back to find an inch of diry poo water in the tube. I almost puked. LOL....

Anyways...always f*** a girl in the ass with beeds but never put them in the shower. Thats the moral of the story.

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  • and what does ROFLCHOPTER stand for?

  • "Then when I pulled out the beeds I got a surprise. They were covered in s***." You were surprised about that? You do know thats where p*** comes from right?

  • That story was riveting and well-told. Hehehe.

  • lmmfao

  • ROFLCHOPTER

  • WTF is a beed

  • l****

  • lol....not i'm not...its just how s*** happened that night

  • ..WOW...U ARE DISTURBED IN SO MANY WAYS.

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