I am honest, eloquent, and I try very
I am honest, eloquent, and I try very hard to be helpful. I like to give advice. I appreciate it when people listen to me. I am emotional and I care a lot. I may come across as slightly brutal . . . but I'm only telling you the truth in the softest way I can put it.
SO YOU CAN TELL YOUR MOM THAT I'M NOT A B****.