Eat. prey. murder.
ok so like a week ago I found out that my husband has been having an affair for like THREE F****** YEARS with this trailer trash bimbo who has platinum dyed hair and has too many tattoos and uses too much hair spray and wears too tight clothes and wears waaaaaaay too much eye makeup and cheats too much on her husband and also that maybe one of her kids is his. i used to have fantasies that were sexy and hot but now it seems like my fantasies are all about like choking out my husband in his sleep or beating that trailer b**** with a pillow case full of rolled up quarters. none of that will never happen of course but those are my fantasies now.