My subconscious is weird

Last night I dreamt that I had a p**** on my chest instead of my b******. So I did the logical thing and gave myself a b******. Two things I noticed here. 1) I tasted terrible. 2) If that's representative of a male o*****, it was rather lackluster. Females have it way better. Lol! Yeah, my dream world is kind of messed up. :/

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