ZOMBIE NOT LIKE STUPID CONFESSIONS. ZOMBIE ANGERED BY LIES. ZOMBIE EAT LIARS.
Zombie need Dr. Phil.
ZOMBIE ANGERED BY FAKE ZOMBIES. ZOMBIE EAT FAKE ZOMBIES.
lol. thanks for the giggle.
ZOMBIE GET SUBPOENA FOR JURY DUTY. ZOMBIE EXCUSED FROM DUTY. ZOMBIE HAPPY. ZOMBIE CAR GOT TICKET IN NO PARKING ZONE. ZOMBIE MAD.
what the......how old are you?
Zombie already ate his Caps Lock key too, apparently.
ZOMBIE IS LATE RETURNING DVD TO RENTAL STORE. ZOMBIE WILL GET A SLURPEE ON THE WAY BACK.
Liars will give Zombie indigestion!
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