I have really a gross treasure trail

wax, plucking or laser treatment. the only way to go

I absolutely love a hairy p**** but a hairy belly on a girl? ever hear of wax?

^Yes. It is the "trail" of hair leading from your belly button to your pubic hair.

So wtf is a treasure trail? I have never heard the term and the only thing I can think of is maybe hair from the belly button to the crotch. If that i sit...and the OP is a girl...it's cool. I'd help you shave as I like bald p****.

op here: i am a girl.

Oh God! I hope he's not talking about the line of hair growing down his back.

wtf is a treasure trail?