I love to be the first responder to all
I love to be the first responder to all the stupid confessions on this site. I love to make fun of you and make you feel bad about your silly, pointless confession. Most of which are not confessions. Just stupid ramblings from fat whores, and stupid shut ins who couldn't get a date if their lives depended on it.
I'm really a sweet heart/nice guy in person, but you f****** idiots make me laugh.