I like to go to starbucks. hearing them call out my name when theyre done with my drink just makes my hose shoot off all willy nilly in my pants, i'll tell you. i'll go inside, order 4 or 5 seperate drinks, and then leave immediately after they shout my name over and over.. i then go in my car, dress up as the starbucks mermaid and m********* furiously while staring into my mirror. one time i got my wife to pour hot non-fat no dairy half skim frosted espresso on my nipples while i did it but it didnt work- it was non-fat no dairy PARTIALLY SKIMMED frosted espresso. what a freak she is eh? who the f*** jerks off to non-fat no dairy PARTIALLY skimmed frosted espresso?

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