A day in the life of a man:
I sucked my mothers b******. I made out with with mother-in-law. I peeked up my nieces skirt. I slapped my sisters rear end. I ate my grandmother out. I tied up my girlfriend and brutalized her. I came in my wife's ear. I frisked a female cop. I watched my daughter take a bath. I took nude photos of my sister-in-law. I made love to a prostitute. I made my aunt give me head. I exposed myself to my cousin. I inserted my fingers into my boss under her desk. I peed on my best friend. I gave my daughter-in-law a massage. I had intercourse with a stripper.