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I work in a ** shop and use the display toys on myself often
I work in a branch of Simply Pleasure here in the UK. I have held this job now for around two years. I work alone a fair part of the time and on quiet days I often grab a display product and, sitting behind the counter, have a play. I clean up afterwards and I justify it as being research so I can help customers out with advice. It also allows me to find out exactly which I like so I can just buy those as frankly my pay does not stretch to a lot of purchases! I suppose I have to confess that its not really research any more as most chances I get I use the same toy, the Satisfyer Pro2, as its awsome. I have one at home now too.
I want to walk in ur shop one day and catch you tedhanded
And won't Ted be surprised when you do...
Go ahead, blame autocorrect for your inability to proofread. Everyone else does!
I am the original poster here and having seen some of the comments want to clarify some things.
I am female, I am not after a partner as I have one, I said I often use the display items well to be absolutely truthful I have done it 5 or 6 times.
MandyLu
Well Mandela, I'd love to clean the toys up after you have used them
God, MandyLu, you are so amazing. I wish I was your man. I would you all the toys you ever would want.
I'd love to clean the used toys with my mouth, tasting you lovely can't juice
The OP didn't say they were a women. Have fun cleaning that ** off with your mouth!
Does it matter
Obviously it does, so-called "woke" one
The quickest of Google searches will show that the Satisfyer can't really be used on a dude. Of course, most women know this already.
Also, *woman. You mouth-breathers never get it right. It is A womAn, and womEn for plural. Jesus Christ.