Account Login
Nobody will know
So I work in a restaurant and often times after work a few of us will have a beer on the patio in the late evening. So I'm sitting outside with a few servers and everyone is just talking. Then after a while some clear out. It's just me and Andrew.
He says, "So what are you gonna do?" I said, "Head home, take a shower and rub one out." He said, "Gf not giving it up?" I said, "She's out of town opening a new store." He said, "So follow me to my place." I said, "For what?" He said, "I ** you off. You ** me off. Nobody will ever know." I think for a bit then say, "Ok." He said, "For real? I didn't know you were into men." I said, "Men give better head."
Your as gay as Mike Pence! That's why he hates gays because he is gay and does not want to admit it. If you ** a mans **, your gay!
**
WHy **? Sounds legit to me.