One time I peed in my girlfriends bed

One time I peed in my girlfriends bed. She was a new girlfriend and I didn't want to lose her. I woke up in the morning and relized what I had done, yet she continued to sleep. I quickly deduced what I should do. I covered it with my bum, as it wasn't very much pee, and then made some movements to wake her up. When she woke, I made some quick idle chit chat and then asked her to get me a glass of water. She came back with it and as I drank it, I purposely spilled it all over my crotch and bed. I apologized a bunch of times for all the water in her bed, and she told me it was fine. I cleaned it up and we went for breakfast.

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  • my boyfriend did that when he came in his pants, not compeltly clever, but good enough : )

  • if you end up marrying her, tell her about it and she'll have a good laugh with you

  • Heh.

    That's hilarious.

  • hmmm... sounds to me like you were marking your territory... clever idea though haha

  • that's awesome. i don't blame you

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. if your still in the relationship w/ her you should tell her.

  • that was very creative!

  • that was good

  • that's really clever!!!! LOL

  • i luv it, good thinkin

  • LOL

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