In wifes thongs

You WEAR them. Nothing wrong with wearing female clothes, especially if they have a bit of her scent. It gives you unbelievable erection.
Ever tried smelling worn female panties, or even better worn pantyhose? Try smelling crotch area and you'll be in heaven. If you don't like the smell of a perfectly healthy female, you must be a gay.

Love sniffing them

Gets me off so bad

Badly spelled double-posted bullshit! How pathetic are you?

How uncomfortable!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually no, I'd imagine they're heavenly.
Although dried discharge may be a bit scratchy

It may not be your fault for having mental issues. Go get checked out.