Confessions from a very straight man

Gayer than the flag itself

Gay as a picnic basket. You're $crewed-- well, you will be soon anyway, and frequently. Forswear business suits and fantasy football and fill your closet with feather boas and a$$less chaps. Pro tip: Glitter brings the sparkle, darling!

I haven't seen it yet. I nearly bawl all the time at sappy stuff. ** medication.

Yes.