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I love kicking my brother in the **
I love hitting my little brother in the **! Sometimes I'll do it when he annoys me but most of the time I do it just for fun haha! I love catching him by surprise with a good kick from behind or a punch that he never saw coming. I reckon I must get his ** several times every day lol. My mum told me not to do it as he might not be able to have children... oh well haha! One day when he was younger he had joggers on but with no boxers underneath. He soon realised that was a mistake!
No he sleeps in pyjama bottoms. No top, no socks, no boxers! So a few weeks ago we were downstairs and he was helping me cook dinner. Once everything was in the oven, I managed to "accidentally" catch my step son's nuts with my hand as he was doing something. He grunted and doubled over slightly. I then managed to get him to stand up against the fridge/freezer, spread his legs and put his hands on his head. I then gave him a couple of smacks to his nuts with the wooden spoon! He fell to his knees whimpering about his poor nuts! Then just yesterday morning he came out of the bathroom, with just his pyjama bottoms on and told me he was going on his xbox for a little while. I followed him into his room, he sat at his desk and turned the xbox on. I picked up his controller and started talking to him about it! Eventually I bought it crashing down into his unsuspecting **, which really caught him by surprise! His body jolted, he grabbed his bits and started groaning! "Ohhh my nuts! Why?!". It was so funny, especially as he had next to no protection down there too haha!
Did he have joggers or basketball type shorts on when you hit him in the kitchen? I love how you hit him with his xbox controller yesterday morning, especially with him just having his pyjama bottoms on! How have you hit him with the TV remote or the rolling pin? You should hit him with the rolling pin when he's just in his pyjama bottoms!
He had thin shorts on when I hit him with the wooden spoon! With the TV remote, I've just been sat with him on the sofa and hit him in the nuts with it to amuse myself or if he's being a pain I'll do it to him! I'd only hit him with the rolling pin once, and that was in the kitchen when I quickly bought it smashing up into his nuts when he wasn't expecting it! But funny you say about getting him when he's just got his pyjama bottoms on, last night he'd had a shower and then came downstairs to get a glass of water. He obviously just had his pyjama bottoms on! He was stood with his back to me and his legs spread slightly. I went for it and got his nuts pretty good with the rolling pin! "Oooohhhhffff! Gaaaarrrrr my nuts! What the ** mum!" he groaned as he fell to the floor, curling up in pain! It was so funny haha!
Why did you hit him with the rolling pin the first time? Just for fun or something else? I love how you hit him the other day with it when he just had his pyjama bottoms on! Well done mum haha! Can you remember the story of when you first hit him in the nuts?
I think it was just for fun! The first time I hit him in the nuts was when he was helping me with something, with meant he was on a little step ladder. I turned around to give him something and my arm swung around and my hand hit him directly in the nuts! He screamed, dropped the ** driver and quickly got off the ladder and curled up on the floor! I apologised to him, between my giggles! 🤣