Lesbian, Chronically Unkissed.

I am effectively a lesbian.

I want a super-sparkly amazing girl by my side.

I try to be an optimist.

But it is statistically improbable I will meet her any time soon.

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Today's Best Deals: Philips Hue, New Balance, Model Cars, and More

New Balance apparel, a Philips Hue starter kit, and beautiful model cars lead off Thursday’s best deals from around the web.

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