So I dated this complete j*** for over 3 years. The end was near when he went to the gym instead of helping me move into my apartment (in the same complex as his only one story above) because he was "fat as a child" as needed to work out. Did I mention his mild eating disorder and tanning obsession? I finally dumped him when he blamed me for his alcohol and drug problem. A year later I found out he had cheated on me repeatedly with a girl who resembles Marilyn Manson. So while looking through pictures on an old cell phone today I found a picture he had taken of his p**** with a stuffed animal "perched" on it with the caption "Merry Christmas". I wonder how much renting a billboard costs?