Terminator

I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

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  • Lol. Well this makes me happy. :D

  • i thought i was alone in the world.

  • I read this and now I think I'm in love with you.

  • I give a thumbs up when I sink into the tub for a soak.

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