What I Want

I don't want your sister.
I don't want my coworker.
I don't want your mom.
I don't want my cousin.
I don't want your family's dog.
I don't want my ex.
I don't want your best friend.
I don't want my neighbor.
I don't want your used tampons.

I want you and only you.
Nothing else will do.

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  • ^Why do the stupider trolls among us think they're shocking someone?

  • 'ello all, I'm the OP of these quirky "OP here," comments. My mum found out that I posted these silly comments posing as the OP of all of these confessions and she's forcing me post this apology now. I'm sorry mates, I didn't ever mean no harm by any of it. I was taking the p*** out of you all. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for my meddling mum!

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