WOAH THIS IS AMAZING

^LMAO

I imagine the OP has confused arms with pinkies, and the keyboard he is referring to is the cell he uses.
Its an honest mistake only the OP could do.

sick twisted **

^ I tried that but my ** is so big that I can't hit the individual letters. It ends up looking like this:
sijoi984bwegpgb df09usdb z0e 09 0we4awsd -0 d
See, it's illegible. And I've already ruined 2 keyboards by getting ** in between the letters and then they all stick together.

Better yet would to have you just typing with your hard **.