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Great hot ** that ended with a stupid vart
So...my boyfriend and I have done the forbidden fruit position before, but last night he did 6 out of 11 of ** ** positions one after the other. The "forbidden fruit" position is his favorite, he would **, **, massage my vage with my own wetness and grab my ** and move it back and forth motion using his tongue as it was a **. I think we were still in the forbidden fruit position for about 30 mins.
The problem was afterward...my vage decided to make a ** noise...first it did a very small sound, then 5 mins after it did it again and this time was a bit louder, this f*cking noise happened like 5 times. He was sleeping during this horrid mishap When we were putting our clothes back on, the only thing he said was "you **..." in a very low-teasing way, I said no I didn't. Still to me it was a huge turn off and duh, I was embarrassed and awkward. So i had to know WTF that was, because I didn't **, I felt like bubbles coming out of my vage.
Turns out that air, goes into your vage when youre in a position where your ** is lifted and when it comes out it makes a stupid ** noise. I know its normal, I shouldn't worry about it and he probably doesn't care, but still its embarrassing, I think its a mood killer. It happened last night, and I still have that event in my mind, I really, really hope he doesnt mention it or tease me about it again because it is embarrassing! I really hope he just have in his mind all the great stuff we did and forget the whole vart event.
hey, at least you don't have oral gonorrhea ! :)
**: Vaginal flatulence (flatus vaginalis in Latin) is an emission or expulsion of air from the ** that may occur during or after sexual ** or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the ** but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated.
It happens. Don't worry about it There are worse things that can happen.