Account Login
revenge
I hate my job so much that I now get a kick out of doing secret gross stuff. Today I went to work w a babana up my **. I felt powerful. Last week I peed on my bosses carpet in his office( I can smell the musk). My next pleasure will be to touch the rim of his coffee cup with my ** juice. When his son comes to town I plan on ** him again. The list of things I will do goes on and on. Quitting is not an option because the ** pays me well and is the father of my kid. If I leave the job he will cut me off completely. Any good ideas for revenge?
Yeah,cause nothing teaches someone a lesson like putting a banana in your own a.r.s.e 😅 🍌
This. Sounds typical of the mental midgets hanging around here though
I always found the passive-aggressive approach best, and more fun. When they walk by your desk or talk to you, put your feet up, lean back, or give very general answers. Had a boss years ago that I hated, and, she felt the same about me. We just didn't do well together.
Every time she walked by, I put my feet up on the desk, read a file or newspaper, and gave her so general answers that she'd end up asking someone else. Just mentally frustrated the ** out of her, b/c I did my job and she had no grounds to fire me. We just hated each other as human beings.
Even more fun was, I paid a lot of attention to a young, very hot, admin person. Put her coat on for her, give her rides home (she didn't drive), take her for lunch.. Made it seem like we were fkng, which drove ** boss crazy.
Cut the legs of his chair a tiny bit shorter every week.
He's the father of your kid, and you're ** his son? I hope there isn't a cross-over there :\\