I hate my job so much that I now get a kick out of doing secret gross stuff. Today I went to work w a babana up my ass. I felt powerful. Last week I peed on my bosses carpet in his office( I can smell the musk). My next pleasure will be to touch the rim of his coffee cup with my p**** juice. When his son comes to town I plan on f****** him again. The list of things I will do goes on and on. Quitting is not an option because the b****** pays me well and is the father of my kid. If I leave the job he will cut me off completely. Any good ideas for revenge?