My husband can't go out!

I put visine in my husbands drink hours before he plans on going out. He gets terrible stomache cramps and ** for hours and I get to have him all to myself for the evening!

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  • I hope meghan markle and dumbum royals have to go eat dirt after all this buzzing year of shoving it down our neck with their kids ** up in the air and ** weddings that make you want to puke over them. I hate that old mean queen she doesn't care about people and what a towfaced lot, she is putting us all in ** and she should be put in the ** we have lived due to her and go and punch them all on their weddings and parades. i wish someone would puke over them. I hope someone ** on every one of your parades. she knows she is on the way out. how many weddings can a niggar want in a decade meghan? I mean really, 1 annullment, several lovers like a ** since school and a new husband every 3 years! and she is so innocent and unspoiled, right, sure. harrys daddy ** time with his ** poster ** bride. yeh. koostarkass can now marry andrew and they can all do ** then. i wish they knew limpy and lonely like the rest of us, and poverty and illness. it wouldn't hurt them to go ignored.

  • My wife is controlling, but not to this extreme I don't think. If she ever were and I caught her I'd peacefully surrender to the authorities to serve my life term after I was done with her.

  • For some reason I completely understand

  • Awwww...that's sweet.

  • You are truly a magnificent **. Real nice night at home with him ** all nite. Maybe you can wipe his filthy stinky hole.

  • You have him all to yourself... while he's in the bathroom all night? Freaky.

  • Thats a criminal act, believe it or not, gonna be funny when he gets you back by getting you put in jail for a few nights, then he'll make up for lost time, and you'll get laid too!

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