How I met my now wife
This is the true and embarrassing story of how I met my now wife back in 2006.Alot of people will think it's **.
I was 14 year old boy.I was sitting at home thinking about the hanging wedgie the nerd had get that day and I thought to myself that I haven't ever been given a hanging wedgies just normal ones.So I decide that I will gave myself a hanging wedgie at school on Friday.
Friday morning came around I went into my older brothers room and grabbed a pair of his boxer brief which had a tiger print on them.I put them on and get dressed and went to school.Recess had came and I known that no one had gym class to after lunch.So I walked into the girls locker room and push a breach up to the lockers and stand on the breach open the top locker and put a tennis ball in the back of my boxer brief and twist my boxer brief around it and put it in the locker and close the locker.
Then I kick the breach out of under my feet now I hanging by my underwear it felt painful after the bell rang to end recess I tried to get down but I had kicked the breach out of reach and thought **.After an hour I hear a foot step and then I see a girl looking at me.She asked me if I needed a hand.I said yes.She goes I'll get you down if I can take a photo of you like this.I agreed she walked over to me and pulls my shorts down and takes photos of me in the wedgie and asked me who did this to me.I laird and said one of the older boys who bully's all the younger boys.She goes oh.
She push the breach over so I can stand on it she then jump up and opens the locker and pulls my boxer brief out and goes cool your boxer brief have a tiger on them and she turns around and left her dress up and goes my ** have a tiger on them to.Then she ask me if I wanted to be her boyfriend.I said yes and we have been together since.We got married in 2020.
I have never told her how I really ended up in a hanging wedgie in girl locker room
Try working Donald Trump into your next wedgie story. Or Marjorie Taylor Green, or both!
Wedgies wedgies again…why don’t you give your neck a wedgie