UGLY

you should be mean to his ass for a couple days. THen when he asks you how he looks or something say "I think you look really really ugly" lol childish but it will get your point across.

I love my ugly wife. Its about comparisons. What exactly is he comparing you to? See? His accusation is based on some imaginary standard. Brush it aside. He doesn't understand what he said, but it matters on how he said it.