My Twenties

I used to start my days with ** prep, I would starve myself for the whole day, smoking cigarettes of course. After work I would go to my bedroom and slide a 14 inch ** inside my ** along with a prostate massager and an inflatable ** plug. I would pump it up beyond the size of my fist and feel the fullness pressing against me. I would ** buckets.

I also had a horse ** ** I would ride while tripping on acid and watching sissy hypno videos. I spent everyday going further and further, ** myself and getting slammed by bigger and bigger toys. Whenever I needed a break I would slide a huge ** plug inside me and go sit outside on the sidewalk to have a smoke. My neighbors never knew a thing...

I amassed a huge collection of toys, one day I threw away everything and got married to a woman, who knows nothing of my exploits... I am much happier now but I miss those days