Anyone else like the smell
Of pure swampy farts ghee hehehehehee
Why did this happen to me?
I have no desire to work. I am trying my best to find a job but in my heart of hearts, I really don't want to work. I am not interested at all in working for some ** who makes a dollar more than me per hour and somehow thinks that he is better than me.
If I could figure out someway where I... (more)
I can absolutely attest that it happens, at least in isolated inc
I’ve told this to one person I know only, a very close friend. My husband and I had a bbq this past summer with at least sixty or so friends and family members. By midnight, everyone was getting beyond drunk and rowdy. My brother and his buddy called me aside and asked if I wanted to do some coke. I hadn’t done that in years, but I was stumbling... (more)
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** her for her Birthday
I was at the dentist and I saw this Mom and daughter. The daughter was hot. 36c ** nice dress we were flirting and smiling at each other. She walks by drops her number to me. We start texting. She told me it’s my birthday and she was sad. Why sad? My girlfriend and I were going to spend the day... (more)
Having ** with married women
I was a teenager and I had a teenager girl that lived next door and she was a hottie but she had a boyfriend that was my age and we both played sports and we had taken a lot of showers together in the locker rooms and he always had the smallest ** and he had seen my biggest one most of the time... (more)
Marvel and dc crossover
I always wanted to see a crossover between marvel and dc comics , that require at least one movie or one trilogy , or more trilogies , obviously an animated series like justice league unlimited and even a live action series , i want this now even more knowing that it would cause all the movie critics to go insane , you know , those absolute trash... (more)
No pants, big shame
My gf will wear very little when my friends pop in for a beer. This ** me off as I do not walk about half naked when her friends visit her. So why would she.
OK long story short this time she did this again and I grabbed her tied to our sofa and then cut off all her clothes off her. Not that there... (more)
Desire of old woman
I have been so desperate to get old woman around 40-55 .
He Brew and my Jewish cohort
There is or was a craft brewery run by a Jewish gentleman who named his product He Brew. I bought some and it was ok. Not spectacular but drinkalble.
OK I casually tell Mr Sturman my manager about it and he thinks I'm kidding about the name. We argued and the next day I presented him with the last six pack of the beer. It has Jewish... (more)
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage
Thus spoke Ambroise Bierce in his book "The Devils dictionary".
The age I realized I was not right
I knew there was something very wrong with me at a young age after when my teacher told everyone to pick friends for a group assignment. I was very popular so I picked all of my friends. Later the teacher asked me why I was talking to myself alone in a corner. It turned out that the friends I selected for the group project were all people inside... (more)
Got me worked up but I’d never admit it to anyone I know
We were all meeting up at my mom’s place for the weekend and I drove into town much earlier than I expected. Went inside and heard muffled talking. Went to the upstairs bedrooms and walked in on my brother with our mother. They were mortified, and I was genuinely stunned. The more I’ve thought about it, the more it turns me on. Got me all turned... (more)
Please Pray
Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the Bible and go to church or watch it online so that there is a successful assassination of the felon that is Donald J. Trump before Easter. Thank you
My best friends wife cut him off so I ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I sucked him off. His wife quit so I took pity on him and orally pleasured him to **. He returned the favor and we from time to time get together for fun. Him and no one else.
I ** my friends granny in her support hose
Now I driveatound grab pantyhose **
My married son and I have a page on Motherless
We’ve had it for quite a while now, and it drives me wild. It would be a major turn on if we could show our faces or show it to someone we know, but it would absolutely ruin us. Lol
College Bi time
I roomed my junior year with a senior athlete. He was an aspiring wrestler with a great build . He got me into working out with him that year. As I progressed he would brag on me. He was always wanting to show me wrestling moves . One evening after hitting some bars I went in and took a shower and he came in the bathroom as I was drying off and... (more)
A sexully abusive employer got sued and then died
He liked to ** his female employees and they would quit and leave. A woman sued him and he lost a substantial amount of money and he died soon after. I know where he is buried.
I have a friend buried at the cemetary and I on occassion pay my respects and one day while walking by the
When do you give up on somebody?
I was trying to help this guy with a drinking problem. He had been a coworker but he came to work drunk and despite the companies efforts to help him he got himself fired. He would come to work completely loaded.
Ok I took him to the VA and he blamed everyone else but himself for losing his job. My efforts weren't working. The last time I... (more)
My daughter in laws **
I found a pair of my daughter in laws ** under the guest bed after their visit. I cold not help myself, I had to smell the small triangular patch. Soooo nice. She is a beautiful curvy redhead as I stared at them if knew that they would fit me. I put them on dreaming of being her. I'm small in... (more)
Do the dishes
I ended up living with a couple of girls. It wasn't like the cute situations in **. Just a bunch of random low income artist types scrambling for any kind of shared living situation. We didn't hang out with each other or have anything in common.
So when they announced they were both going to some... (more)
My transgender neighbor did ** to mouth with a Doberman pinscher
My transgender neighbor got arrested for doing ** to mouth with a Doberman pinscher and posting the video online.
Not twenty four hours ago
My son is in town visiting and last night he went out with friends and didn’t get in until about two in the morning. He was obviously loaded and stumbling around. I told him to sit down and I would make some coffee. While I was getting it ready, he came up behind me and pushed himself against my **... (more)
Very big sister shock
My older sister has a reputation that stuck with her way beyond high school. We were both staying at my parents place for the summer and one night she came in late and she was definitely wrecked. I was still up watching tv and she flopped down next to me and pulled a blanket over herself. We were talking and I realized she was rubbing herself... (more)
Filthiest bang you ever had with a consenting adult?
I have two really bad ones. Anyone have any that still make you nervous?
Girl next door
We had a girl lived next door in special ed. Wore pantyhose mini skirt I gave her ride home went up her dress licked pantyhose ** and ** her she rides with me love her **
When I was a girl….
I was a petite girl all thru junior high and my parents had divorced years before when I was younger. I knew my Dad and saw him once or twice a month usually. He drove trucks for a living, the semi’s / big rigs all over the place. One Summer he had asked my Mom if she’d care if I rode along with him on a long run he was making from AL up to OR and... (more)
My wife can't stop sucking my brother's **
My wife was sexual inexperienced when we got married. I was the first guy that she ever went down on. I didn't want to treat her like a **, so I wouldn't ** in her mouth. And we would have **. She... (more)
How many of you spilled gallons of ** for MARY INGALLS???
Mary Ingalls from LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE TV show, the blonde goddess with blue eyes, mmmmmmmm. Since I was 15 I jacked off with her!!!
She licks my feet, but I want her to lick other male feet too.
About a year ago I told my girlfriend about my **, she was intrigued as she'd never done anything like that before. Eventually, instead of me licking her feet all the time, she started experimenting with mine, and it was the best feeling in the world, having a woman under your soles. She... (more)
I telling truth i mentally slow not mentally retarded
I'm persistent and consistent when i'm telling the truth just because i keep saying i not mentally retarded by keep on posting messages don't mean i'm mentally retarded i'm mentally slow read the encyclopedia definition of mentally slow and mentally retarded the dictionary definition are lying about it believe that
I got another spanking
My wife has been spanking me for several years mostly when I argue with her. However, she has not given me a long spanking for a long time, but tonight I got blistered. It was more of a maintenance spanking but since it had been a while, she was spanking really hard.
I hate how much it hurts but it truly remind me who the boss is and how much I... (more)
Relationships and fat fantasies
I always have jerked off to anything to do with fat… it started when I hit puberty and I really enjoyed bigger women. But then it changed… I liked small women who were becoming gluttonous and greedy to the point where they would get as fat as possible and I’d love to see their ** progression.
And... (more)
I want a feeder girlfriend
Had this fantasy where my girlfriend wants to fatten me up… and make me really huge. Like I’m talking 500lbs+ I really want to get as fat as possible…
Daughter in law
My sons girlfriend gave me a ** in the hot tub on holiday while he was right next to us