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Kick someone you love in the **
Yes friends it really works! Have a drama queen? Know a person who claims to have depression? Emo? Says they have ** with their mom/sister/cousin/grandmother/brother/father/grandmother?
Well now there is the perfect cure!
Kick them in the **!!
Lucy Ashley of Boulder CO Writes:
"My daughter told everyone she had depression, just for attention, then she'd put tictacs in pill bottles, so she could tell people they were medicine. For a long time I put up with her stupid teenager drama **, then one day I got so ** off I kicked her in the **, twenty times, while screaming 'YOU DON'T HAVE DEPRESSION YOU **, STOP STEALING MY TIC TACS.' Now she still dresses all emo, but her attitude problems are gone!"
Thanks Lucy!
Thats the power of getting kicked in the **. Kick someone you love in the ** and see what happens.
DISCLAIMER
(Kicking in the ** may not cause these results. ** kicking may result in prison time for abuse, or may cause you to get your own ** kicked. Bruising of the ** may result, in which case you better think of a ** good reason why you kicked someone else in the **, or you may wind up in prison getting your ** messed with in a different way! If you sprain your foot, see your doctor, as its mildly uncomfortable, and hard to walk after you do it. If you break a toe, get some vitamin D and calcium, how ** weak are you anyway?)
Mozambiqe here
My fondest wish would be for Red Forman to admin this site. Every single bellytard, pantytard, emo, **-for-brains teenager, attention wh.o.re, MGTOW, and pedo would be hunted down and given what they so desperately need.
The traffic on here would suffer a little, but at least this would be CONFESSION Post again, not DELUSION Post like it is now.