Stoner Mama

I am a 27 y/o mother of one 2 y/o who puts the "terrible" into terrible twos, bonus mom to one 7 y/o sweet lil girl, and one 8 y/o "strong, silent type" boy.(their bio-mom, my hubbies ex, decided that having kids was cramping her social life, so she sees them on tuesday afternoons for an hour or two. For the past two years, seriously)

I work 30 hours a week, maintain our cozy lil pad, and keep my man (and myself) VERY satisfied.

I also smoke pot 2x daily. Never around the kids, usually before they get up, (sometimes during nap time, lol) and after they go to bed. It makes me a more patient mom, helps me endure that dora will come before my cnn, and keeps me in good spirits when I think I just can't take one more person asking me for something. ( I was once a spoiled only child, lol)

Any other pot head mama's out there?

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  • h*** yeah, im not a mom im a dad, my wife was gone for a couple months when her mother was in the hospital, i spent most of it drunk off my ass, me and the kids had a blast, it makes everything so much more fun and tolerable

  • =)
    thats the only way to live life!!!!

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