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My double life (no Im not Hannah Montanna)
I have been cheating on my banana girlfriend for the past 97 years. I didnt mean to, but what thing let to another and I ended up falling in love.. with her biggest enemy.. the tomato. She hates them because they are too confusing. Is it a fruit? Is it a vegetable? WHO KNOWS!! The tomato wont even tell me. Thats why I am sooo into the relationship. There is ALWAYS something to find out! I put makeup and hair onto the tomato... but never clothes, if you catch my drift. I have the upmost respect and love for the banana, but sometimes love isnt enough.. I am a MAN! I need sexual intimacy! The tomato gives me that thrill, the TINGLING sensation! Thank you, website, for letting me share my feelings! OH **! Banana has been sitting here the WHOLE time.. oh darn.. wellp, tomato, HERE I COME!!!
- SINCERELY cucumber
Aww. Amazing >.<