Near, Far.. Where ever you are.. Make me toast.

I know this is strange, but I don't find myself attracted to either s**.. Just ovens, and the occasional toaster. I don't know why, but I just find them really attractive and there's nothing I love more then talking to them, and telling them how much they mean to me and how I'll always feel for them. I fear the day one of my appliances break, cause I know my heart will too. ..Am I the only one, or do other people find this too?

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