Sometimes When I go out...

Sometimes when I go out, I bring an extra pack of cigarettes with me. Only I open the pack and wipe filter of the cigarettes on my b**** or in my ass so when some mooch I dont know asks me for a cigarette, I watch them suck on my b**** and ass. Buy your own cigarettes, better yet quit. They suck.

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  • If I knew who you were, I'd cut your b**** off and shove them up your ass until they start to rot and then I'd feed you your rotting testicles.

  • Cool prank,thanks 4 the idea!lol :)

  • LOL too funny

  • The funny thing is I don't even smoke. I just have always wanted to suck your b**** and lick your ass. Let's stop playing games before I get addicted.

  • Lolwut

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