Aren't there any...

I confess that I spend too much time thinking about how to get laid. I'm a good looking guy (photo model, in fact) with too many boring daytime hours on my hands here in Essex County, NJ. I'm always wondering if there are any good looking bored housewives near me who just want the same thing I do. I've looked into those internet sites, but they all seem loaded with fakes.

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