The Life Cycle Is Backward

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. It takes up a lot of your time, and what do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. you should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating, then you finish off as an o*****.

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  • Classic George Carlin kid...way to be original!

  • lol stupid life, always mixing things up >.<

  • APPLAUSE!!!! Great ending. :D

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